i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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