no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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