Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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