help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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