There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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