You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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