in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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