I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize