Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
not ubering you a puppy
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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