haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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