so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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