when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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