I wish i was in the wii world.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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