Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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