It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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