I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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