So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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