2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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