Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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