i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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