I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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