I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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