Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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