The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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