Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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