Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
third nipple confirmed
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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