cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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