you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
