i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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