Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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