If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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