you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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