DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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