Non-Jews are for practice
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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