the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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