Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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