you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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