Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
operation harelip BJ is a go
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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