It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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