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K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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