OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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