I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize