I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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