It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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