Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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