I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
