But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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