3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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