can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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