South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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