did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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