do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
